Einheitliche Dating.

That's 'Uniform Dating' for those of you that didn't get a C in GCSE in German like myself. So how hard do you think it would be for a Nazi soldier to get a date on a site that is for people who like uniforms? Well it's pretty damn easy.

"Was a bit peckish in my photo, LOL!"

Meet Klaus. The robust, fine looking member of the 11th Panzer Division. Fresh from battles on the checkout at Woolworths. Klaus quickly became a wanted man. Not wanted due to probable war crimes but wanted by women for his uniform.

Ladies man.

Unfortunately Klaus was a bit too tight to shell out the required deutschmarks to gain full access to the site so had to make do with sending one well written, witty and down right hot message to the fine fraulein of his choice.

In. The. Bag.

Klaus has a sense of humour too.

LAUGH OUT LOUD.

With jokes like that, it's no wonder Klaus is beating them off with a stick. Must be the thought of seeing his panzerschreck.

And how far is he prepared to travel to meet to woman of his dreams? No Fuhrer than twenty miles!

UPDATE. Banned from Uniform Dating!

"To protect our members, we have suspended your account due to it being reported as suspicious"

It's a depressing day when a Nazi looking for love is considered suspicious. Political correctness gone mad. Klaus - alone forever.