The Dream Is Dead.

I will not be announcing for Plymouth Argyle Football Club.

Perhaps it was due to my casual dress sense?
Perhaps it was due to my voice?
Perhaps it was due to the fact it looked like I had pissed myself?
Perhaps it was due to my quite frankly extortionate wage demands?

Whatever it was, I'm not what they're looking for.

As this leaves me and a large chunk of the British population foaming at the mouth from the clear injustice of it all, I have a proposal.

Write to your MP.

Don't be aggressive to them (well, not overly), just let them know that you are disgusted with this miscarriage of justice and you demand that something is done about it. Give it a couple weeks and it will be talked about in the House of Commons. I want to hear David Cameron on Prime Ministers Questions talking about how upset he is that I've been overlooked and what he intends to do about it.

Failing that, a protest outside Home Park for the Notts County game on 10/08/10. Bring a banner or a placard with a catchy slogan such as

''HBLC WOULD HAVE MADE AN AWESOME MATCH DAY ANNOUNCER AND WE ARE PROTESTING DUE TO THE FACT YOU'VE DEEMED HIM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS ROLE. SHAME ON YOU PLYMOUTH ARGYLE. SHAME ON YOU''

Fair enough, it would have to be a big sign but I will provide the a3 paper. You provide the pens.